atchim!

• People: You're ugly.
• Me: Okay.
• People: You're stupid.
• Me: Cool.
• People: I hate you.
• Me: I don't care.
• People: Naruto will never be a hokage.
• Me: I give you no seconds to run.

africans:

ever since this blog network stuff started it makes me feel even lonELIER on tumblr cuz u guys are all like bff’s at a sleepover and im like the person who stands in the bushes and watches u guys have fun and then i get chased away by your mom with the garden hose

kyary:

tumblr a haiku;

 i am offended

 i am really offended

 i am offended

• me when i go out: i should've stayed home
• me when i stay home: i should've gone out
• me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
• me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
• me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
• me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner

• first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
• later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape

I think I’ve must have lost like, 1 kg during these 5 days ._.

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